It just so happens that I watch a little TV at night and occasionally I even cruise the Internet, so sue me. The problem is my mind gets a little kooky during the late hours and my ability to make rational decisions becomes a bit obscured. Just think about it for a second, what is on late at night? Answer: infomercials, and I eat them up. And even though the Internet doesn't dazzle me the way the 'mercials do I always seem to make my way over to Ebay, that sneaky money-sucking mistress. It so happens that when the moon is shining EVERYTHING seems like the bargain of a lifetime. Either I have to call within the next two minutes or throw a number down while the bidding is still hot.
I did everything in my power to avoid placing that bid three nights ago but at 1:00 a.m. I HAD TO HAVE those five "High Quality Uncleaned Ancient Roman Coins W/ Bonus!" After all, who could resist?
Looking back now though I must admit that this was certainly a better bargain than the "Perfect Pushup."