Thursday, May 14, 2009
Tennessean Tales
I met a woman the other day called Frankie. She lost 98 pounds and won the Biggest Loser competition at her local gym in Murfreesboro, Tennessee. I told her about my plans to attend graduate school in Arizona this fall, she became excited and told me that I absolutely had to meet her daughter. To my delight her daughter, Tina, shortly thereafter arrived and Frankie yelled, "Tina, get over here! This here is Matt, he's buyin' up some property in Arizona." I shot a confused look at Frankie and apparently impressed by my sudden status as a soon-to-be land owner Tina licked her lips and questioned, "Oh, really? Is it oceanfront? I love the beach"
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7 comments:
how the hell did I not hear about this story??
Honey, thats the best story i've heard in awhile!
that story just made my day.
oh, i told you! You could totally tell those nice people that swine flu is spread by bugs and they'd buy up that pest control like crazy! You could even say the bubonic plauge was caused by bugs and they'd be all over it
i laughed out loud while reading this! you've got to be kidding. you really should start keeping track of all of the special peeps you meet there!
here's a website you've got to check out
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
so nast!
This can't real...... lie to me. lol
lol!! stay clear of that one!
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