Maybe it's not so much a hobby as it is a necessary natural bodily function. If you know me well you know I can't burp. I just can't. Semi-annually a mini burp sneaks up on me; it's a big deal celebrated with a mass text to friends, a call to my mom, a redbox movie, and a steak dinner.
This, I've decided, is my summer. My summer to unite myself with the other 7 billion humans on Earth, and learn to burp.
But I can't go it alone. I'll need your support, some guidance, and maybe a prayer.