Thursday, June 30, 2011

Hobby #1

Maybe it's not so much a hobby as it is a necessary natural bodily function. If you know me well you know I can't burp. I just can't. Semi-annually a mini burp sneaks up on me; it's a big deal celebrated with a mass text to friends, a call to my mom, a redbox movie, and a steak dinner.

This, I've decided, is my summer. My summer to unite myself with the other 7 billion humans on Earth, and learn to burp.

But I can't go it alone. I'll need your support, some guidance, and maybe a prayer.


Nathan said...

my thoughts are with you. My younger sister used to be the best burper the world has seen. Then tragedy struck when she had a surgery where they tied up her esophagus or something and she lost her ability. Maybe you could have the opposite surgery she had.

Taylor said...

i can't burp either. best of luck to you!

briana dale said...

when the pupil is ready, the master will appear. here i am.