In the middle of my first day at NAU I took a short break and ordered a smoothie from the Jamba Juice in the student center. While waiting for my order the following conversation took place:
Boy: (in a somewhat creepy melodic whisper) Would you mind if I took a seat at your table?
Me: (most likely glaring at his spiked hair and black cape, but keeping it cool) Of course. How's you're day going?
Boy: (still whisper-singing) Well today is Tuesday, my hardest day of the week. If I make it through today I should be fine.
Me: Oh, good luck then. What are you studying?
Boy: Elementary education.
Me: (concerned for the well-being of my future children) Oh yeah? Sounds tough. How far along are you in the program?
Boy: I'm in my second year. How long have you been here?
Me: Today is my first day ever!
Boy: Really? You look WAY, WAY older than that.
Me: I think they just called my order number. See ya.